2008-01-27

Interruption : The King (self proclaimed) and I

I had intended this blog to be a sketch blog. But i think it'll do no harm to include something about the great EEE community im part of...
Now all of us know who the chali king is, rite (all hail!) ? This conversation that occured between us entitled 'Height of joblessness' occured today via Google Talk. It was part of a training crash course the king offered (hooray! its working)...
Note : Some objectionable content like people's names have been asterisked out as safety measures

Joseph da enna paripadi??

bijoy bored 2 deth. will jump out of top floor now

Joseph thats gr8. so i'm always needed there. just tell me before that

bijoy will msg u as soon as im done

Joseph k

bijoy done for...

Joseph because i have to cancell my ticket before

bijoy what ticket?

Joseph dont scare me

bijoy why?

Joseph haunt the hostel not me. bus ticket

bijoy ok.ill do some selective haunting. my spiit will be in the dog. feed me every day\
mc food only

Joseph k. till i leave the hostel ill feed u, *** patty from mc

bijoy thank u

Joseph haunt the electrical depat

bijoy great videa!. idea!

Joseph espec Si*****n, V*****n, S***** k**** and yam***ni. yam***ni might not get scared
u dont get scared when u see her thats all

bijoy we'll make a new version of manichitrathazhu. with a male ghost this time

Joseph k so i'm mohanlal and the patty to have multiple personality??

bijoy no. u r kuthiravattam pappu and u have pranthu

Joseph so u r pocessin me??

bijoy yes yes

Joseph thatll be easy. i will be actin normal

bijoy u might get nominated

Joseph people might ask y i am abnormally normal

bijoy no chance of that

Joseph i cant imagine rr if u pocess the dog

bijoy i will do some of my trademark hand gestures with the dog

Joseph k. thats even worse

bijoy no no. itll be huge hit

Joseph people might think the dog has rabies. u will be killed. again

bijoy litle kids will be imitating the dog gestures

Joseph hahaha

bijoy maybe ill come back for part 2

Joseph but then u can audition for mib

bijoy men in black? or melv*n in bijoy?

Joseph yes

bijoy as what? will smith? or the alien?

Joseph for that u will have to kill melv*n

bijoy oh yes

Joseph make him jumb off the roof

bijoy so the title will have to be bmi. bijoy melv*n, in

Joseph then s*b*a mam will get scared

bijoy appo athu venda

Joseph the problem with with mib will be ull start givin stupid ideas like EEE rocks

bijoy and the theme song will b the saudi national anthem. i kno. it cud b a 3d movie

Joseph thats even worse

bijoy we cud slo motion the saliva from m*lvo's mouth on to the viewer. in 3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joseph k. k

bijoy then to make it realistic, start a fire in the theatre so the sprinklers will go on
and ppl will think the saliva's real my god im good!

Joseph u wont have to do that

bijoy steven spielberg will cry

Joseph if they see that people will start cleanin themselves

bijoy james cameroon will commit suicide

Joseph just mix salava in the water in the theatre and people will know the salava is real

bijoy how do u get so much saliva?

Joseph organise a spittin contest in the titanic. Put the titanic on the shore

bijoy underwater? so we'll get it pre mixed with water, which is salty thatll add to the effect

Joseph and ask the people to spit till the ship starts sail

bijoy or to sink

Joseph thatll be gr8

bijoy i think thats wat happend

Joseph wat

bijoy jack spit too much, the centre of gravity of the earth shifted

Joseph people started spittin and the ship sank??

bijoy and the iceberg moved towards the ship

Joseph or was the iceberg frozen salava that jack made in his previous human life??

bijoy no actually, that was phlegm the captain (who had asthma) spit into the ocean

Joseph k. but how did it freeze. maybe the captain was in the freezer and got the cold

bijoy while it was in trajectory into the ocean, easterly winds blew and it froze

Joseph k. so there was a change in the water current. but wat could stop the sun from meltin
the phlem. maybe there was a total solar eclipse during that time and the sun was covered for the day

bijoy hanuman was flying by and he accidentally blocked the sun

Joseph k. so the name of the movie should be hanuman returns and not mib

u can take double role as hanuman. u wont need much make up

bijoy it shud be
'hanumanreturnstothetitanicsunkinaslivatobesprayedonmoviewatcherswatchingmanichitrathazhu'
aka hrtttsistbsomvwm. but im the dog

Joseph sont tell me that u r scary already. so u dont have to jump off the roof and haunt me

u can haunt me already

bijoy yes yes

2 comments:

Quest said...

You have broken all my preconceived notions about me being the only person indulging in self electrocution due to boredom. When dogs can fly, titanic can run so can the movie 'hanumanreturnstothetitanicsunkinaslivatobesprayedonmoviewatcherswatchingmanichitrathazhu'
aka hrtttsistbsomvwm be a eed-office smasher HYPERHIT!!!!!

nautillus said...

i dont know why i didn read this before, but when i did it today it had me in splits. i never realised so much of phlegm and saliva could make stories.. ;).. Anyways good u posted this in your blog man, reminds of good times we had in college.